Monday, 12 October 2009

Toilet Rolls...

Toilet paper is talking to me.
Something about it being the softest paper I’ve ever tried.
I reply I’m not a professional toilet paper taster. I don’t know fuck about ‘softness’.
It says it has a dimpled middle layer for extra softness.
It is the best shit in the world, a jug of warm milk coming second place.

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